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I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking? Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza. How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...

) Cause I put the D in Raw Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. Give you six to eight inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning. Hey baby, I'm kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

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I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car. Are you fertilizer, cause you just made me grow 6 inches. I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. Are you an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) Does your ass have a number because its calling me.

The only time I experienced a favorable ratio was when I mistakenly went to a lesbian bar.

The amount of sausage was close to unbelievable, and definitely worse than Washington DC.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

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