Dating a pothead girl

The girl you pick up at the bar is always fine for the one-night stand, but what about the girl for the longer journey?The girl you’re gonna stay up with and hang out with on Sunday afternoon?

She said she’d realized that the way to communicate with the Holy Trinity was through getting stoned, and then outlined a complicated method of accessing God through prayerful toking.

The funny thing was, she was acting like she was privy to these amazing ideas no one had ever had before, and was getting all excited about sharing her religious message with a spiritually deprived world. It’s called Rastafarianism.” The last girl I was in love with was a pothead. I once dated someone who would smoke a couple nights a week.

You know how four out of five dentists recommend Trident?

Well I would say four out of five times you hook up with a stoner, you will be as content as wannabe-hippies on April 20.

That being said, I am a big advocate for hooking up with a stoner for multiple reasons: Like any group of people, stoners come in all shapes and sizes.